Review – Melon

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The melon is a classic in popular culture. You can see why, it has that lovely looking soft inner flesh, it is easy to shape, it is readily available and you can get a great grip on it for positioning. If you have never tried the real thing (or much better alternatives) then you may actually be happy with this one. Just leave it is the hot sun for a few hours and then get to work.

 

However, for me it just doesn’t add up. Compared to the characteristics of the natural vagina below it scores ok (just). But for me the big killer is the width flexibility – it just doesn’t really have any. This means that you only get peak compression on your dick for a short period, and even then you only get it if you have got the dimensions completely correct. So you are working against time and have to be very accurate. For me this is massive distraction that reduces the experience to an unacceptable level. Never mind the fact that you are also having to dodge the seeds! If you are desperate and almost ready to pop then it may be worth a try. Also, as a one-off just to see if it may be for you.

How does it compare to a natural vagina?

Softness – 5/10

Texture – 5/10

Width flexibility and shape – 1/10

Friction – 5/10

Temperature – 5/10

Durability – 5/10

Ease of handing/positioning – 9/10

Authenticity score – 50%

Overall Experience score – 35%

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6 thoughts on “Review – Melon

  1. This is my go to fake pussy. Be careful not to cut the hole to big…in fact make it quite tight. Use a butter knife to get the seeds out and cut a tiny vent hole somewhere on the melon to let air out otherwise it’s hard to get you junk in there. Put the melon in the sink and run hot water through it to warm it up. Once its warm, slide your cock into the hole then cover the vent hole and pull out. The suction is fantastic!

  2. I tried this with a hole at the other end. Bad move – every time I put it to her, a melon seed popped out and put me off my rhythm.

  3. I tried this with a hole at the other end. Bad move – every time I put it to her, a melon seed popped out and put me off my rhythm.

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