Full build instructions – The Cucumber

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Build difficulty – medium

1. Take the widest cucumber that you can find.

2. Cut off one end at a wide point and then split the cucumber down the middle.

3. Carefully remove the inner flesh so that it will fit you (measure up carefully). See how you need to hollow out the most at the ‘mouth’. If you work widthways rather than lengthways your carving will leave behind pleasing ridges.

4. Place the 2 halves back together and bind with tape.

5. Now you must create an expansion gap because the cucumber flesh does not have much ‘give’. Cut along one side of the cucumber for half the length.

6. Now you must incorporate elasticity to the gap. You can either use rubber bands or just tie a latex glove around.

Place a number of rubber bands along the length of the cut section. You can use rubber bands of different size and strength in different parts depending how much tension you wish to create.

Alternatively you can place the whole thing inside 1 or more condoms to create the desired fit, or else use a rubber glove tied around to create the desired tension.

7. You are left with a rather cool fruit, especially if it has come from the fridge. Simply pour hot water through the cucumber for a couple of minutes (before putting on the condom/s). Dry the outside of the cucumber and make sure that you have shaken out as much of the water from inside as you can.

8. Lube up thoroughly. This may not seem important immediately but that natural wet feeling does not last very long and you will not want any interruptions later.

9. Enjoy your new AV!

Tips: The fruit contact surface can be enhanced by using a condom or a latex glove inside the cucumber before binding with tape. Be careful not to cut it when you put in the expansion gap. You don’t actually need to cut to make this – just start binding from the furthest end and stop half way up.

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28 thoughts on “Full build instructions – The Cucumber

  1. Cant find a Big enough cucumber – far from 🙁
    And no, I’m not trying to brag. Just stating the obvious. I’m 7.4 x 5.6, and that is big, I know, but definitely not huge. I have only tried one woman that couldn’t take me, and now also a cucumber 😀

  2. It’s sad, there was a time not too long ago, where this was pretty standard for all workers. Now, we&7#218;ve shipped our jobs overseas because we want to buy something cheeper, and our benefits get pocketed. Then with less money and benefits, our only option to afford the life we once had is to make everyone else work for less money and benefits. Down, down down the middleclass goes.

  3. I think this might be easier and better… no taping or elastics or condom.

    i just cut a long enough part out of the middle of the cuke.
    and am left with a cylinder – a little longer than my weiner.

    Then, fairly easily hollow out the seeds from the cylinder until it’s a good fit. Use a butter knife.
    The rind and flesh is still perfectly intact. The seeds are gone and i scrape out just enough so i can fit in.
    add vegatable oil. enjoy.

  4. Finding proper size is crucial.
    I simply get a long wide cucumber.
    The biggest I can find.
    Cut tip.
    Hollow with spoon.
    I do not cut in half
    Duct tape at base, leaving 3-4 inches open on end.
    I take the tip of the spoon, the pointy end to put a whole somewhere into the cucumber. I have tried it on the end, and on the side. Allows for vaccum and suction.
    Simply Orgasmic.
    I have yelled out loud from how good this feels.
    Balls deep.

  5. A cheap toy that feels great and is clean and reusable is any type of vinyl inflatable sockem Bopper kids inflatable boxing gloves that have a tight hole used to put the glove on , once you put lube in the hole it feels great I’ve used different types For…years, also any inflatable beach ball with a hole in it also feels great , because the feel of the soft vinyl or b shiny soft vinyl feels really good on your penis…I also tired a pocket inflatable duck called “duck off” it looks like a toy but has a hole in the bottom to insert your self into…feels good. …must uswe lube for best feel. …

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  9. Hi All nice idea but instead of slicing down the length I left the plastic wrapper on cut off an end and hollowed it out with an apple corer. had trouble as there was no where for the air to go so I made a small hole connecting to the cavity I scooped out and by putting your thumb over the hole when you are in you get some interesting suction effects. I used olive oil for lubrication extra virgin of course.

  10. went through the vagina preps, and liked it.
    well, to ad more, not new ideas as i have used them long ago but the new thing is that you have out all this on the web and many can take advantage.
    thanks for ur help in this regard.
    good job.

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